Freshparsnip

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220 lawsuits in 100 days: Trump administration faces unprecedented legal blitz in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Surely some of these will result in consequences, right?

Math is amazing! in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
Congressman Shri Thanedar Introduces Articles of Impeachment Against President Donald J. Trump for High Crimes and Misdemeanors | U.S. Congressman Shri Thanedar in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 33 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Put him in a bigger peach this time so he can't get out

Congressman Shri Thanedar Introduces Articles of Impeachment Against President Donald J. Trump for High Crimes and Misdemeanors | U.S. Congressman Shri Thanedar in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago

That's like asking if Jack the Ripper hurt anybody

Congressman Shri Thanedar Introduces Articles of Impeachment Against President Donald J. Trump for High Crimes and Misdemeanors | U.S. Congressman Shri Thanedar in c/politics@lemmy.world
Trump tells Canadians to Elect the guy who'll make them the 51st State of US [Canadian elections today] in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

A few months ago it seemed like a sure thing conservatives would win, til Trump changed all that

Secret Trump Memo Tells ICE to Break into Homes Without Warrants in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The gestapo are here

Website For MAGA-Friendly Businesses Backfires As People Use It For Boycotts in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 13 points 3 days ago

Reminds me of using the One Million Moms website, that tries to warn people away from LGBT media, as a list of suggestions for LGBT friendly media

Trump, in blue, sleeping at Pope Francis' funeral in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 3 points 3 days ago

He should be arrested

Donald Trump Slammed For 'Disrespectful' Wardrobe at Pope Francis' Funeral in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 4 points 3 days ago

That's why he did it. He was jealous of Obama's suit scandal and he wanted one too

Donald Trump Slammed For 'Disrespectful' Wardrobe at Pope Francis' Funeral in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago

He should've been arrested

Trump gets called out in front of millions at Pope’s funeral in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 5 points 3 days ago

Arrest him

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Every time you eat, you're trusting many strangers to not have tampered with your food (lemm.ee)
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Any babies born this week or next will have two easters before their first birthday (lemm.ee)
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Dr Strange saw 14 million possible futures and none of them had Thor going for Thanos' head on his first shot (lemm.ee)
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Somehow Disney simultaneously has a reputation for being "too woke" and a reputation for not being progressive enough (lemm.ee)
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Older people always remind me to change my clocks for Daylight Saving Time. (lemm.ee)
 

I haven't used a clock in years that I need to manually reset. Older people don't seem to realize clocks on phones and other devices reset automatically.

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I'm high and there's nothing you can do about it (lemm.ee)
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