Ghyste

joined 2 years ago
[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago

His boss is more of a moron than he is.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago

Just how they like it.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 57 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I'd be willing to bet Tesla odos go off GPS readings instead of any sort of physical sensor or mechanism. All kinds of opportunity to screw the reading up that way, intentionally or otherwise.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 days ago

And we're back to "Literally everything on Lemmy goes in c/memes"

Lazy and wrong. Stop it.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Oh damn. They may have missed this time. Or should I say "missed"?

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The firing squad aims for the heart so there are definitely a couple seconds of pain but the body doesn't last long with the heart shredded.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 week ago

We are truly fucked.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 week ago

You said it yourself: they're "my" rights, not "his" rights. Sigh.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago

Amazing capture! Easily one of the best I've ever seen.

 

cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/14359573

A bow-tie wearing duck has been injured in a drunken pub brawl with a local dog in Chulmleigh, Devon.

The booze-loving bird, affectionately named Star, was enjoying a pint in The Old Courthouse Inn with his handler, Barrie Hayman, when Hayman's canine Meggie sparked a bar brawl.

Star was left with injuries to his beak after the fight.

"Star pushed his luck too far and Meggie snapped - splitting Star's bottom beak right down the middle," Hayman, 69, told the Cheddar Valley Gazette.

"He gave her a stare, then promptly stood on her back. It was not pretty and not nice. We were so scared we would lose Star.

...

Hayman has cared for Star ever since he was a chick, carrying him around in his pocket. Once the duckling grew up, he developed a taste for real ale and started following his owner to the pub.

"He just won't leave me and so we go everywhere together," Hayman said. "I've not trained him to follow me. He just seems to like it and he is one fantastic duck.

"He loves to come to the pub, where everyone loves him. He is such a personality and attracts so much attention."

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