Oh man, I don't know what to tell you then. Take your aspirin and come reminisce with me about the good old days.
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Most teenagers I know, and myself when I was one, are much messier than at any other stage in their life. The issue for most is that they are old enough to start sneaking food into their rooms that a kid wouldn't, or that the kid can't hide as effectively. I've had to come spray for pests in more teenagers rooms than any other part of the age spectrum.
Aye, nvidia makes it so something doesn't initialize when my computer wakes up... and something that I can't find is turning on sleep mode in a way that I can't figure out.
Sometimes Linux does get a groan or two out of me.
You're not wrong, but good luck watching out for a vehicle approaching you at a 30 mph differential (which is what I recall from fortnine covering the topic years ago) from behind.
Oh, those biology professors and their pet slimes...
I'd be happy to make you feel less old. Look at it this way: There are people who remember the fall of the Berlin Wall.
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Lol, I'm hoping I'm hitting the tipping point for you here ;)
Frying chicken usually makes louds pops and sizzles from the water rapidly boiling away in the oil.
...so loud pissing makes loud watery noises and, there you have it. It's a little funny you mention being old because the saying is old as well.
I can't verify. I was in a deep red state for a while, and I know I drove past about 15 various roadside memorials that were there for 10+ years in some cases.
Cities have a lot of soft power in that regard. Mine, just as an example, bans parking on grass. Even if you're not in a fancy neighborhood, and have been parking on your lawn underneath the spreading oak tree for the last 50 years, they can ticket you for it (and tow) if they feel like being ornery.
I think the usual wording for grass/plants goes along the lines of property values and nuisances to bring it within legal frameworks for what they can regulate.
Listen, it was hard enough to remember that we're calling them STIs now instead of STDs. You really expect me to memorize how many herpasyphigonnorclammyhyperaids there are out there?
Horses: proving that extra power comes with reliability and handling issues since 400 CE.
The cops won't even bother with civil forfeiture. There's a court case (a shitty one, more of a hearing, but it's there) involved in that and the prosecutors will roll their eyes for $200. They'll just put it in an evidence locker, put up a notice in a newspaper that no one will ever see, then 30 days later say that no one claimed it and then they pocket it.