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Looks like someone has been doing the rain summoning ritual properly

Shea butter is perfect lubricant with monkey asshole but my uncle says that real men do not need any, he is a scary man. The manliest dog hunter I have ever seen

This is how wars between villages arise. A wise leader knows that when someone steals your bug soup you must marry their second eldest daughter and come to hunt dogs together. But if you come back empty handed, it is tradition to rub shea butter into their asshole, rope him to a tree and watch which animal will lick it first. If a monkey it means lucky season, if a lion licks asshole then it means twenty seven days of misfortune is ahead.

How can anyone be when it’s not yet dog hunting season? My uncle has been polishing my spear for the past two months. We have made traps to laid all over the village, awesome tradition

Soup is great but it is a hassle to hunt a dog to make it

It’s like when they haven’t seen you in years and now try to steal your new dog hunting spear

Taste is a bit different and one tries to escape

Sea shanties are all made up by some rich assholes in white gloves sitting on their red baobab chairs

What a useless bug, perfect for a soup