InevitableSwing

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[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

H*nk h*nk h*nk h*nk h*nk

CW?

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I thought 4 hadn't come out yet.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

The video features a veteran being turned away from bomb shelters when the nuke drops & destroys the batman building. The vet finds a dog and takes shelter in their shack.

I'd really like to see that.

Cannot find it now, stg it was sturgill simpson

Oh.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

If that happens - he needs to give himself the nickname Justice. That way he can be Supreme Court Justice Judge "Justice" Reinhold.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago

The Bluesky thread by the journalist - https://bsky.app/profile/marisakabas.bsky.social/post/3lqdmjwzbhk2t

She's a great follow.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

TRUMP TRAIN NO BREAKS [SIC]

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The next time there's space - Trump could put Kid Rock on the supreme court if he wanted to. There are no prerequisites.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

whomever Trump found entertaining on Fox News this week.

I can imagine convos like the following. Our scene begins at breakfast time. A spouse is talking to their husband who is a judge.

"Honey, you know how often tell you that you could shave your mustache and get more... um... fashionable glasses?"

Irritatedly "Yes. And I've told you that I like my mustache. And my glasses."

"But you'll probably get interviewed on Fox News next week... And... Well...Trump will probably be watching."

"So?"

"So... He hates mustaches and I don't think he'll like your glasses either."

"Surely my record stands for itself. Are you actually saying I should focus on trivialities to improve my judicial standing?"

Standing their ground "Trump makes the decisions. He's very interested in how people look and that people look that they came right out of central casting. And if you want something better - you had better appeal to him."

They have a big fight. The judge says he doesn't want a bite of the "nice breakfast" and he storms out of the house in a huff. After about ten minutes as he's driving to work for his job which is clearly beneath him - he thinks that might it could be time for the mustache to go. And - what the heck - maybe it's time to get new glasses too. Looking the part might help him get the judgeship he deserves.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

I saw a lot of post threads with comments on Bluesky that where basically "I ride the subway and it's not perfect but..." or "I take the bus and I've seen some stuff on it but...". A lot of libs can't just say public transportation is good.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

Ukrainian platoon commander: "You - British cannon fodder morons. Run forward and try to take that ridge. You're gonna die but at least it's gonna be funny."

The elderly Brits have no idea what he said because - as usual - he was speaking in Ukrainian. They look to a seemingly kindly Ukrainian chap who knows some English. "He said 'Take that ridge. It is risk but he thinks you can do.' "

There are smiles all around and the those-about-to-die pensioners start to move forward.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

I dream of posting an entire day at Hexbear without making an obvious mistake.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I had to cheat a little.

TACO TRUMP = Tariffs are cstep one. Trump's ramping up moronic procedures.

 

Do you have any recommendations for...

  • Youtube vids

  • Youtube channels

  • Etc

...of any country or region of the world that are walking tours of cities with a good narrator. In other words - the narrator is like an excellent tour guide and says "This building burned down in 1921. It's a funny story - it involves Prohibition. At the time - there was a blind tiger in the basement..."

The walking tours I tried out were not what I wanted at all. There was no narration. Or the narrators did no homework at all and were just walking and chatting.

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Little pied cormorants in Australia

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