MCFLY, I HEARD YOU WERE TOO CHICKEN TO BREAK UP THE IMPERIALIST ENTITY
this post was submitted on 29 May 2025
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Nobody calls me chicken! 
We are going to crash this economy with no survivors 
You're a big country. Will it hurt?
U U U U
I'm surprised we don't have any Bane emotes
Baneposting ? In this economy ?
This is probably the most emoji-worthy/meme-able image of the character.
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Would be funny if he declared 100% tariff on all countries tomorrow
Inshallah. I know JDPONDon reads Hexbear while eating his Cheeseburgers. Hexbear has only good ideas Mr. Trump you can trust us to finish the JOB
Weren't they over 100% for China at one point?
Yes, and like the chicken he is, he walked them back!
TACO
200% tariffs on every country including puerto rico and vermont
ACTUALLY IM NOTY FUCKING CRYING I M ACXTUIAL:LY IM FUCKING LAUGHING @ YOU NOT ME
please don't put in the newspaper that i got mad
lol he’s 1000% walking back the new tariffs within a week
Mr Trump, bring down this line
FUTURES RISE AS FEDERAL TRADE COURT BLOCKS TRUMP'S GLOBAL TARIFFS
Trump might arrest them and put them in El Salvador Gitmo.
The capitalist class would truly be tearing itself apart. Much opportunity.
Is this an 'inflection point'?
It will be an inflection point for my trading account 
Just give me a chance to load up on VIX Calls before it all comes burning down 
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Personally I believe we are on a one-way ticket to revolutionary conditions. But not for the first time - we had those in the 60s, the 30s, the 10s, the 1880s, and the 1860s. The working masses won major victories in most of those as their rage exploded outward at the ruling class, but no vanguard party was ever able to complete the process and activate a true revolution, so they go down in history merely as tumultuous times. We must work diligently not to let this opportunity slip us by and our window of opportunity close for a few more decades.
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I like to imagine that Trump misunderstood the question initially and thought the guy was asking if he wanted a taco, he was outraged because he hates "ethnic" food.
TACO BOWL
I LOVE HISPANICS
My "I love Hispanics" shirt has alot of people asking questions already answered by my shirt
The quote itself is gold.
Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics!
No chicken, no chicken. You're the chicken.
Trump has small tiny little paper hands
I need a man with big strong diamond hands to hold all my apes
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Marty McFly and his issue w being called a chicken.
President Drumph is shrinking into a freakin' corn cob
Somebody needs to create a new initialism: TACO TRUCK. Or meta - TACO TRUMP.
I got like 40% of the way through before I gave up. Christ that's hard.
I had to cheat a little.
TACO TRUMP = Tariffs are cstep one. Trump's ramping up moronic procedures.
Tariffs Reanimate Unpleasant Monetary Policy
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We live in silly times
I wonder how many times the line can go up and down based on him pulling out of tariffs constantly before the line just... stays down
I'd rather call him out on breaking his promise to end the Ukraine war.
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mr president sir your fired
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