Jimbabwe

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[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago

Came here to say this. Major editorializing by the OP, unless there’s another source they chose not to share.

[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Pet Sematary

[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah! I wanted to keep reading!

[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Canada not on the list?

[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Really?? Let me try! My password is: RhaedasFromLemmyIsAHumanDildo

[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Woah, it turns out due process is kinda important

[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

Haha, your poor teacher is the real victim here.

The initials scratching play was gutsy considering how utterly unnecessary it was.

[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 45 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Circa 1991 I stole my classmate’s pen and he noticed and confronted me immediately. A few kids were circled around, watching it go down. I tried to lie and say it was mine and he said “Oh yeah, what special feature does it have, then?” And I, scrambling, said “It has.. purple ink!” That was true, but he was the pen’s true owner and not buying that shit. He snatched it out of my hand and did.. something with it that I didn’t quite understand. He slammed the butt end of it down into the palm of his hand and it clicked or something. I dunno. Either way, case closed.

If your name is Corey and you went to Pond Springs Elementary and had Mrs. Olsen as a 5th grade teacher, I’m sorry I tried to steal your pen.

[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 105 points 3 weeks ago (19 children)

Looks like they found Satoshi Nakamoto and now Hegseth is gonna beat him with a sock fulla quarters til he gives Trump “all the bitcoins”

[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Whaddup Stu(d)!

[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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