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Reality of this wall of post is me bringing a discussion to a meme

The is the way for meme posts.

Literally but not figuratively horny

Resistance doesn't stack, so it's only halved once.

I am a dwarf and I'm sailing a ship

Saily saily ship

Saily saily ship

I remembered there being an exception for artifacts in the antimagic field description, but it turns out it's confusingly worded.

This section excludes artifacts:

Spells and other magical effects, except those created by an artifact or a deity, are suppressed in the sphere and can't protrude into it.

But this one doesn't:

Magic Items: The properties and powers of magic items are suppressed in the sphere.

Is Moradin's hammer an artifact, could that be used for magical shenanigans inside the anti-magic field?

Oof

And what do muggers do?

You say that, but IIRC there are official DnD statements that gods do not have statblocks because they are too powerful for mortals to even try to fight. They renamed the Tiamat statblock to Aspect of Tiamat for precisely this reason.

Billy clearly needs the exp then.

The heating elements of a toaster don't touch the bread, it's more of a paladin waffle iron.

Most countries have varying sizes and tactile features to distinguish denominations.