MrShankles

joined 2 years ago
[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 1 points 1 week ago

"You got the brains god promised a crowbar"

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 1 points 1 week ago

Instead of: 'your mom', 'that's what she said', 'title of your sex tape', etc... I just say, "jokes".

Doesn't matter what the joke is, but what was said definitely has a joke in there somewhere. It's an implied innuendo, and it's mostly for my own amusement

"I'm giving 'er all she's got!!!" = "Jokes"

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 9 points 1 week ago

You shift your body subconsciously all of the time, especially while sitting/lying down; this naturally prevents bed sores

If you're at risk of developing bed sores from wrinkly sheets, then you probably won't have the strength to make your bed every day. Bed sores are more frequent with neuropathy, weakness, altered mental status etc; but for the average healthy folk... no, wrinkly sheets won't (significantly) increase your risk for bed sores

Underlying conditions (acute or chronic) are the reasons for bed sores. You can have a perfectly smooth bed, but if you're not making subtle weight shifts, you'll get a bed sore

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Having multiple personalities, but they all have depression :(

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

Out of cheese‽ Twooo sleeves of crackers it is then

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 8 points 2 weeks ago

They're decreasing the food, so they gotta increase the circus

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

ER nurses: Imagination is your limit; now where tf did the patient go‽

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Add complimentary saltines in the waiting room, and they might increase profit margins slightly

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You calm down, this person's tapped a market of people willing to pay $10+ per drink from a vending machine! I wanna know their secret, cause I'm switching careers if I can pull ~$78k annually from a single machine

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 24 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

So about $10 a drink minimum? (assuming $300/day gross income)

If they can find 30 people per day to pay those prices, they need to quit their job and go full time into vending machine sales. They have a gift

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