MyRobotShitsBolts

joined 2 years ago

Every time you do it you shit your pants

But only indoors and you immediately shit in the floor.

Every damn day. I wake up every damn day and check the news. Someday.

[–] MyRobotShitsBolts@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Calling it now, he wears a military uniform during the parade. It's on my America Falls bingo card.

[–] MyRobotShitsBolts@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You haven't heard? He's the new king now, he can do whatever.