My_IFAKs___gone

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[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

I love me some Costa Rican-style beans and rice. It'll be interesting to see what people will consume in lieu of eggs, should the price become prohibitive long-term.

[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 9 points 3 hours ago (9 children)

Geez this country is really obsessed with eggs. Almost like it's some kind of hard addiction.

At this point, I'm astonished no one has come up with some kind of synthetic egg that looks, acts, and tastes just like the real thing.

It appears a hen needs about 115g of feed a day to produce one 50g egg, so the product yield is less than half the input, plus all the other overhead like conditioned living space, water, antibiotics, lobbying for ag-gag laws against animal rights activists... I bet someone could come up with a more efficient way to make an egg. They could even call it something like "Aeg(TM)" which could have some cute marketing meaning.

[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

As foretold by the prophetical Team American: World Police

[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

I think the implicit assumption is if they didn't take the offer ("easy way"), they'd then get the "hard way," in which the US receives the same end result, but no one in Greenland gets the million. It churns the bile in my guts that anyone on earth is even having this discussion with a modicum of seriousness. Greenland is for Greenlanders.

[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Yeah, they definitely don't come off as apolitical monks seeking enlightenment. Maybe Yoda...

Certainly arrogant and a little too aware and appreciative of their own power and what it could get them.

Source: Outside of ESB and Rogue One, I'm not much of a Star Wars fan.

[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I had to do a tripletake when I saw your post. Yours look almost exactly like mine, down to the exact same facial expressions. It felt surreal to see someone else posting pictures of my cats in an unfamiliar house.

[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

Well hey there kitty twin!

[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago

I wonder if the spot price of lead has changed.

[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 13 points 11 hours ago

Potatoes for the Rockefellers, Carnegies, and Morgans, maybe. We have to forage for pinecones and dip them in reddish mud and/or blackish mud if we want anything close to resembling an Easter egg hunt.

[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Wow. I knew they were sick, but holy shit, I didn't realize they were that sick.

 

Senate Bill 918 would allow children as young as 14 to work overnight shifts.

Currently, teens are prevented from working earlier than 6:30 a.m. or later than 11 p.m.

Gov. Ron DeSantis is in favor of the bill.

“Yes, we had people that left because of those rules, but you’ve also been able to hire other people,” DeSantis said at an immigration panel, according to the network. “And what’s wrong with expecting our young people to be working part-time now? I mean, that’s how it used to be when I was growing up.”

The bill, according to CNN, would also eliminate working time restrictions on 14- and 15-year-olds if they are home-schooled and end guaranteed meal breaks for teens aged 16 and 17.

It went in front of the Senate Commerce and Tourism Committee on Tuesday, where it advanced with a 5 to 4 recommendation.

FIXED IT!

 

Five Minnesota Senate Republicans are seeking to dub “Trump derangement syndrome” (TDS), a term coined to describe a form of criticism of President Donald Trump, as an official mental illness recognized under state statute.

Eric Lucero, R-St. Michael, Steve Drazkowski, R-Mazeppa, Nathan Wesenberg, R-Little Falls, Justin D. Eichorn, R-Grand Rapids, and Glenn H. Gruenhagen, R-Glencoe, are the five politicians who drafted the bill that would add the so-called “syndrome” to a lengthy list of definitions related to mental health care in Minnesota.

If passed, a section of a statute that includes definitions for terms including “diagnostic assessment” and “outpatient services” would be appended to add one for TDS. The authors describe TDS as “the acute onset of paranoia in otherwise normal persons” in reaction to Trump’s policies.

If something like this passed, wonder how easy it would be for the authorities to confiscate someone's weapons and/or forcibly relocate them to a 'mental asylum' for 'treatment' to cure their 'TDS.' Big 1984 vibes in this bill.

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