Orioniae

joined 3 weeks ago
[–] Orioniae@piefed.social 3 points 3 days ago

Our hydraulic system is basically red pre-piss and sometimes we need to pee to regulate it.

[–] Orioniae@piefed.social 3 points 4 days ago

“Capitalism breeds innovation”

Meanwhile we have monthly installments for monthly installments.

[–] Orioniae@piefed.social -3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Y’all really cannot schedule a 3 meal a day plan? What do you mean throwing up is your alarm to go eat?

[–] Orioniae@piefed.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

There is no need to degoogle. Simply avoid using any AI service offered or already incorporated in the phone.

[–] Orioniae@piefed.social 7 points 2 weeks ago

“UNHAND ME, FOR I AM DARKNESS INCARNATE

[–] Orioniae@piefed.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

And honestly, it is needed when the body is in “immediate alert mode” and need to expel dangerous substances.

[–] Orioniae@piefed.social 5 points 2 weeks ago

Mosquito: “BZZZZZ ò-ó”

Spider: “GET YEETETH, THINE UNSPEAKABLE PRAY

[–] Orioniae@piefed.social 5 points 2 weeks ago

I think English will change in a way that being “wrong” will be part of the language itself.

AI can learn a language, but can’t learn the unpredictability of communities shaped by memes. AI for example doesn’t know memes, because requires processes unable to be emulated via pure logic.

[–] Orioniae@piefed.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

AI started to become good enough to be marketable.

[–] Orioniae@piefed.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

A good chunk of current democracies are actually open market oligarchies.

[–] Orioniae@piefed.social 4 points 2 weeks ago

“How are you milked?”

“With determination.”

[–] Orioniae@piefed.social 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

People here don’t need to spot a joke because this is a meme community. We trade in jokes, we feel their spirit be free around us, a cloud of happiness.

And here you are, angry at the world for the world is sunny and your soul is a sea of thunders and anger. You call us foolish for being happy as you are, yourself here and now, the very foolishness you abhor. So much your color has drained you aspire of a monochrome happiness that is not tangible.

What a tragedy, as you have become a justice that feels not worthy of being called forth. Hilarious I dare say, your presence here, in a community of jokesters that play with sunshine in a sea of silence, while you are the island of darkness nobody sets foot upon.

Vacate now and you shall be spared the impunity of your own unamagnanimous figure.

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