Buuuttt... You more or less did say that. This is what you said - "Regular, unpackaged, German bread doesn't contain added sugar though"
And Haha no worries my man, I simply had the time. The thing is... regular supermarket bread in your area does have added sugar. That is the point. It is not region dependant. It does in northern Germany, it does in southern Germany, east and west. It does in your bio-markt, it does in Aldi, it does at netto, it does at rewe. The common default is added sugar in one variety or another. It is rare, so rare it is much harder to find an exception to that rule. Grocery stores almost all have mass produced bread - mass produced bread has added sugar for a lot of good reasons.
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