PresidentCamacho

Try to get a quick lunch, sit down to eat, asshole in corner listening to tiktok at full volume, imagine murdering this pos through the entire meal.

Make them poor so Trumps daddy can take them? who knows anymore.

It is a tough situation, because yes it makes complete sense to say "I cant stop them, but I can ensure their safety" since we know abstinence is a pipe dream, but its also not fair to say your ideas on how to parent supersede another parents. Hell this could even be a teaching moment for your child by explaining this in full candor with them so they understand your concerns with the request and why you made the decision you made, it can be helpful for them to understand that just because other people do things in a way you don't agree with, doesn't give you the right to force your ways on them, a lesson in desperate need across the world lately.

All these takes going against this advice feel like we might be being astroturfed by an army of horny preteens trying to manipulate their millennial parents lolol.

I had a friend who ran away from an abusive home

Can we agree "I want to talk to her parents before u fuck their daughter in our house and with our knowledge", is so far from an abusive home scenario that they are in different solar systems?

I am all for trust, but in this scenario we are discussing the honesty of a teenage male trying to get laid, and I wasn't born yesterday, and I was him at one point. The downside of "Your son violated my little girl in your house and you knew about it!!!!" is quite high to let trust take the wheel, especially when all you had to do was ask your son to have her parents call you.

This meme format never shows a scenario that isn't made up anymore.

Ohhh that's a bingo!

That would be a great point if not for the "rabble rabble DEI! rabble rabble Bootstraps!"

Stupid lib!

Most every major company isn't entrenched in people's lives as deeply as apple is though. If I want to leave Netflix it's as easy as switching subscriptions. If I want to leave Apple I need months of migration and multiple product replacements.

Or at least that's what it looks like to someone who has avoided Apple their whole life, it was apparent to me as a teen that the walled garden was a trap. The iPhone and iPhone 3g where the only and last peices of apple hardware I've ever owned.

it sets off “potential bs” alarms

Pretty clear to me, I guess my problem was assuming I was speaking to another adult, and not a child who would react to a made up perception of what I meant instead of the words I actually said. Exactly like the kind of person who just believes every headline they read as long as it aligns to their values.

Just discussing potential.