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Being anywhere in Trump's orbit speeds up your trajectory towards death like Matt Damon in Saving Private Ryan. Donald Trump is, essentially, a biological version of "The Machine" from The Princess Bride pushed to 50.

Since the pope was only secondarily contaminated, the process was slower, but he was already so close to death as it is.

Saw a couple of these at an event I went to years ago. The people who tried it were saying that it's an exhausting arm, leg, and core workout after just a few minutes.

Wild Wild West

We're far beyond a bad apple. It's all rot and maggots now.

Anything but metric.

Mythbusters have entered the chat.

A very important distinction.

At the rate they're going, by 2030 the least gayest thing a guy will be able to do is have sex with a man.

Instead of trying to go the Minority Report method of pre-crime, how about using the technology to warn people of their "about to be murdered" percentage and what they are doing to cause that percentage to increase.

Unless you're in a library.

Normally I'd agree with you, and I never thought I'd have an exception to leaving someone locked in a hot car, yet here we are...

Can all but guarantee that he'll be doing an episode about this lawsuit, only serving to increase visibility on how much of a p.o.s. the original target IS.

Streisand effect FTW.