TeamAssimilation

joined 2 years ago
[–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 6 points 1 week ago (4 children)

OMG someone in the wild that thinks the advertising industry is about free speech!

[–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I would never had imagined that in my lifetime I’d see gringos reverse-smuggling game consoles from Mexico. I guess you could smuggle them from Canada too, but Mexico has always smuggled merch from USA. We even have a term for it: “fayuca”.

The lucky ones that live near the border can cross, shop switches 2 at non-orange prices, open them and smuggle the back as personal devices.

[–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tell me you’re young and reasonably healthy without telling me yadda yadda

There comes an age where health is not a matter of choice. You do it or you suffer whatever years you stay alive, which can be surprisingly long. If you’re healthy for your age, don’t squander it, you will regret it as early as your 50s, if not a bit sooner.

You’ve heard 30-somethings joke about bad knees and back pain? That’s nothing, chump. You’ll know it when even sleeping hurts.

[–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 13 points 1 week ago

Guess they will start teaching vtubing in high school then.

Tell me you’re a NRA fan without telling me you’re a NRA fan.

It was one of the jailbreaks, LLMs are just too eager to help.

Because most people are not online while pooping, right?

Right?

It’s not that great anyway. Your local toilet will surreptitiously grab and analyze your poop, dispose of it so you don’t need to flush, and have the remote toilet extrude an identical copy someone else has to flush.

[–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No one should have to. Most of us have decades to prepare for our old age, it’s unfair to place that burden on your children.

That being said, I love my parents, and even if they are not expecting us to nurse them, I am prepared to hire a nurse to take care of them if needed.

I also want to avoid cleaning doodoos if possible.

[–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 5 points 2 weeks ago

Newsflash: felines stink, the bigger they are the more they do. A big furry wouldn’t have a problem with body odor even in the scale of RMS’s.

[–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 2 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Guess someone doesn’t like to clean their parents’ doodoos.

[–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

TBH Apple is closed mainly because it makes them boatloads of money, not because of security. It could still be open and responsible.

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