TeamAssimilation

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[–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 2 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Guess someone doesn’t like to clean their parents’ doodoos.

[–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

TBH Apple is closed mainly because it makes them boatloads of money, not because of security. It could still be open and responsible.

[–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 4 points 3 weeks ago

The 3% was because your friend made you take a test you didn’t want to. Your vanilla power is nearly overwhelming the testing capacities of current technology.

[–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
  • Alien: Why do you want to replicate things for money?
  • Mothra: So I can buy the things I want!
  • Alien: Can’t you replicate the things you want instead?
  • Mothra: This thing can replicate admiration?!
[–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Plot twist: every replicated replicator degrades slightly in subtle ways, like making glass less smooth, or making food taste a little bit stale. After the fourth cycle, bananas taste a bit like warm mayo.

[–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Nah, economy would suffer and adapt, but not technology or science. Engineers still would get together and work on new designs, but not for money.

[–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 3 points 3 weeks ago

Yup, mind uploading is making a copy. If the copying process is destruct, that doesn’t make it less of a copy. Your copy would remember your decision, so it will know it’s a copy as long as it knew how the process works.

[–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 2 points 3 weeks ago

Yes, there is overlapping. You make an effort to say funny and witty things, partly because you think it will make you look smart, hence attractive, and partly because you enjoy making her laugh. Which part is the biggest influences how confident you seem.

[–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So you would have to replicate a percent of the mass of the sun. Seems feasible. The electricity bill would be nuts, but the world is ending anyway.

[–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I feel the astounding energy needed to create matter would be the reason for the cooldown, so having more than one would make little difference.

[–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Prize, not price. And thinking unrealistically high of yourself will only attract low self-esteem girls. If that’s your thing, great for you.

The best strategy in my experience is being yourself, not artificially bending towards what you think will look attractive. Self confidence is more attractive than narcissism, at least for my type of girl.

[–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

TBH your IT skill set is incomplete if you neglect the most used desktop OS. If you don’t work in IT, then more power to you.

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