Tower

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[–] Tower@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

This is how I find out....

[–] Tower@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Only if Muppet Deadpool still breaks the 4th wall. Otherwise, keep DP and everyone else is Muppets

[–] Tower@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Estimated bills are labeled as such, and directions are given for providing an updated amount. Also, since they tell you what the charge per unit is, there's nothing to stop you from doing the math yourself and sending more than the estimate in anticipation of the estimate being wrong.

[–] Tower@lemm.ee 21 points 1 month ago

"The pen is BLUE!"

[–] Tower@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Forgot "Fuckface von Clownstick"

[–] Tower@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Increased seatbelt usage correlates to increased cancer rates.

[–] Tower@lemm.ee 91 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"I don't care who or how my kid loves, but so help me if they become a cop..."

[–] Tower@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

See: Destiny and Telesto.

[–] Tower@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Agreed, but with the race being between him and Kari Lake, it's not like there was much of a choice.

[–] Tower@lemm.ee 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"At will" is the employment one regarding being able to be terminated without cause (as long as it's not for a protected reason). "Right to work" is the one about not being required to join a union. But still, your point is valid.

[–] Tower@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Had the same experience a few years back. Didn't put two and two together until after about the 3rd line. I'll stick to molly lol

[–] Tower@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

They're likely all getting their buns (and everything else) from Sysco anyways, so I can't imagine different sized buns would be that hard to source.

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