YesButActuallyMaybe

Yes I’m going to buy ‘the last of us’ a fourth time. Fuck this shit

Der polizist mit seinen elfenohren ..

That dude is just exaggerating the accent and pandering to get views. He’s trying to be the ‘in Germany we don’t say’-guy but for mericans. Unfortunately he isn’t funny, which caters to the ‘Germans have no humor’ stereotype

That changes every now and then. Before June last year you had to provide a reason why you’d want to keep the German citizenship when applying for another. Our fear was that the new government would change this back to how it was, so we applied for Canadian citizenship as soon as possible.

On the other hand the bureaucracy to become German is a ridiculously humiliating process. But you can fail more during the citizenship exam compared to the Canadian version. Congratulations to everyone who had to go through it

I didn’t do shit with 22. You have a business. Does she have a tire business? Who’s successful now?

Also American wine tastes like crap so no one is buying it anyway

‘The Big Friendly Giant’ yeah fuck this shit. More like Giants eating kids while they sleep because they can smell their flesh.

• Watership down
• Grave of the fireflies
• The big fucking giant

Trifecta of nightmares

LOL you mean Europe willingly taking in refugees? What are you Smoking?

Way longer than that. What grows back is not old growth

He’s lowering the entry barrier for small investors 🤡

Because they are like two fifty on the flea market and will run on one cartridge for 10 years. I print all my tickets everytime, I’m that old