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I still wonder how the power cord bled when the bad man chopped it, or is that a false memory?

He. Ate. A baby!

Does Kohl's even need an overnight stocking shift these days? As far as I know they are basically an Amazon delivery/return counter that always has jeans on 'sale'.

The future's so bright, you gotta wear shades.

I begrudgingly agree with this point. The government shouldn't have any control over procreation.

BUT I'M SO BUSY /s

Plus, they are %99 less likely to get hit by a car or eaten by a coyote.

That is very sound logic.

Yup. I remember the first game I bought with my own money was Street Fighter 2 Turbo for 60usd in 1993. I had to run and beg my dad for more money because I was a dumb kid and didn't bring enough to cover tax. Calculated for inflation that would be around 120usd today.

And yeah, $60 was steep for a game back then, but I got it at Suncoast which was always a ripoff. Everywhere else in the mall was sold out and I NEEDED it TODAY.

I wouldn't be surprised if someone trips and, in the act of trying to break their fall, yanks off Trumps human suit, revealing that he is actually a giant chicken.

Huh! No idea it was a cover. Til, thanks!

'Cleveland Rocks' ~~by~~ performed by the lovable goofballs The Presidents of the United States of America.

Edit: Correcting my wrongness.