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[–] SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee 4 points 1 hour ago

He looks like a really old lady.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 29 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

I wonder what it's like to have an honest conversation with the dude behind the Trump persona, when he's let his guard down and he's sitting right next to the person he trusts most. I'm not sure what I'd expect. Maybe it's an act, maybe he's earnest. Does he know what he's doing? He acts for the cameras pretty damn well.

[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 18 points 2 hours ago

I don't think there is anything else left

[–] uienia@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago

There is no person which he trusts. So this is what everybody gets.

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 3 points 1 hour ago

He does not act.

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago

He's going to do great on his physical, clearly.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 18 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TheSaus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 hours ago

He does want to build a wall, perhaps he is trying to fulfill his destiny

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Oh no, I see a new portrait for a brain dead wannabe dictator who bankrupted the world's biggest economy.

[–] andybytes@programming.dev 14 points 3 hours ago

He's had it up to his tits with these communist democrats.

[–] tentaclenumber3@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 hours ago

He's had it up to here!

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 18 points 4 hours ago

Out of drag lmao

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 29 points 6 hours ago
[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 22 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Gotta have his name on his shirt just in case he forgets it.

[–] mumblerfish@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

"Hi there, sir, I'm on the tour... Where are the toilets... uuuh reads name tag uuuh Mr Trump...?"

[–] FeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

This isn't real is it? Or is it an old photo? Cause hair can't just go from being dyed to undyed that fast

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 11 points 4 hours ago

I was noticing him slowly dial back the makeup and fake colored hair late in his last admin. Somehow... the makeup returned. (with a vengeance)

[–] dzso@lemmy.world 43 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I can smell dementia from this photo.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 34 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

It looks like grandpa got out of his room at the home and is now roaming the halls...

"I'M PRESIDENT!"

"You sure are, Mr. Trump, now let's get you back to the 'Oval Office' in time for your meds..."

[–] AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago

Grammy come home

[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 64 points 10 hours ago

I didn't even know it was possible for pants to touch short sleeves

[–] SleepyPie@lemmy.world 87 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

If you crop his face it looks exactly like Joe Biden’s

[–] vfsh@lemmy.blahaj.zone 82 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 14 points 6 hours ago

Huh.. I guess squinting old guy is a look

[–] VeryVito@lemmy.ml 24 points 9 hours ago

Biden has never worn his pants up to his throat vagina, though.

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 80 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Wait, his skin color isn't actually orange?!

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 3 points 2 hours ago

its a sickly white color, it usually happens if you wear a ton of makeup all the time, i think this happens to woman that wears it all the time+sun exposure.

[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 64 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

Worse, he chooses to make it orange with spray-tan.

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 120 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Cheeto Jesus getting his makeup done by JD Vance
Spray-tan? Come now, we all know that's Cheeto dust.

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 4 hours ago

This is what AI was meant to do.

[–] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 28 points 10 hours ago

Nightmare fuel right there

[–] FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 18 points 10 hours ago

Holy Toledo

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 18 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Or his hair grey instead of blonde

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 16 points 10 hours ago

I didn't even notice that! He almost looks human, the horror!

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 86 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Pants hiked all the way up to his removed tits.

[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 hours ago

His nipple support band is almost working

[–] Armand1@lemmy.world 43 points 10 hours ago

Now he just looks like everyone's racist great-uncle.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 58 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Oh god. Jesus, he looks awful.

Good.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 16 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

You would too after you shanked your ball like he did yesterday on a chip attempt.

Not that many people could hit that badly.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 9 points 9 hours ago

I could, but you’re not paying to watch me fail.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 11 hours ago

Pants pulled up high enough to cover the line of the adult diaper tapes.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 48 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

If he tightens his belt, will he strangle himself?

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 2 points 2 hours ago

just to hide his nussy

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 11 points 6 hours ago
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 24 points 11 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 2 points 2 hours ago

look at those grandma pants, all the way up to his tits.

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 14 points 11 hours ago

Potato ass looking mf