barnaclebutt

joined 2 years ago
[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 38 points 10 hours ago

These aren't mistakes. The cheeseburger Gestapo are coming.

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

JUST READ WHAT IS ON THE PROMPT! THE NISSAN COPY!

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Look, I don't know what you guys don't understand about this. He just wants to engage in market manipulation and insider trader. There's no conspiracy here.

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Depends if you are in a fugue state.

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 116 points 1 day ago (9 children)

[read in a sped up voice] According to Judeo-Christian values, a three inch penis is actually very large and it means you are very smart if you are a traditional conservative.

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Alternative title. One of the richest men in history can't find happiness and shifts blame away from his terrible decisions, stolen valor video game clout, fascism, and fucking over poor people. Decides to radically change the modern world because supposedly it wasn't working out for him, then cries that people don't like him.

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

What a pretty beard in the middle!

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I'd rather die than talk to JD Vance too. That dude seems like a pdf file.

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

To be fair, its readership can barely read.

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I own cats, and I'm not sure if they are reacting to me or my voice. Regardless, I never said either was impossible. Only they react differently to high pitches.

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