charonn0

joined 2 years ago
[–] charonn0@startrek.website 12 points 1 month ago

Bill Nyehilism is for me.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 89 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Hard to think of anything more useless than a bitcoin "mine".

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 86 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Depending on what counts as a "magnet", the loss of magnetism could destroy the universe.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 5 points 1 month ago

You have died from dysentery.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 7 points 1 month ago

And stop sighing so much.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 17 points 1 month ago

For soon, the quivering mass of life within me will depend on us both. Even now, I can sense it feeding, squirming, searching, questing. And shortly, it will rend my loins in twain, burst forth and pull us down, down, down into the deep, dark waters of commitment.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But not small ones.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 8 points 1 month ago

Only people who live in the country.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 2 points 1 month ago

Yes. My mom called it "hugging hands". I don't remember when we stopped doing it, but it was probably when I was around 6 or 7 years old.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 101 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Also, the census doesn't only count citizens.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 38 points 1 month ago

'Billy West'? What a stupid, phony, made-up name!

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 25 points 1 month ago

I can wire anything directly into anything; I'm the professor!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGKxWatPkd0

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