clockworkrat

After listening to the Ondra dubstep: https://m.soundcloud.com/supportingcharacters/silence

Why is mash a holiday food? They're just mechanically pre-digested boiled potatoes.

Not your lawn?

Maybe put your dick away then

Has this been covered on WTYPP?

Have you heard of curtains?

Reminder that routine colonoscopies are a bit of a scam. Unless preceded by targeted tests or symptoms they're extremely unlikely to pick up anything more than incidental polyps, and this is at the expense of your dignity, time, and money.

Aye, unless your hands are facing out

How can you tell which way her hand is facing?

Should probably learn first aid first, because we don't want people who only have last aid being first on the scene giving an ankle sprain last rites.

Spoken by someone who will never be able to shit and ejaculate simultaneously

Guessing Buttigieg