crystaline_porpoise

joined 3 years ago
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Oasis fans miss gig after fake ticket sales in c/bbc@rss.ponder.cat
[–] crystaline_porpoise@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

This headline is set up so similar to an Onion piece I had to check the the com 3 times

Sunday is Gaming Day: What Are You Playing Weekly Thread in c/games@hexbear.net
[–] crystaline_porpoise@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

pokemon red version

crush

im old I-was-saying

i said i was gonna make the hardest post today. you've waited patiently. here it is. in c/chat@hexbear.net
[–] crystaline_porpoise@hexbear.net 1 points 4 months ago (2 children)

i mean basically the gist of the night was like "wow ive never been this close to someone in the Epstein flight logs haha, damn, weird. feels like im literally serving satan haha. oh shit theres like 20 people asking me for things rn"

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i said i was gonna make the hardest post today. you've waited patiently. here it is. (hexbear.net)
 

Steven motherfucking Pinker walked into my restaurant yesterday

as the only server/bartender for the entire establishment, i had to interact with him directly over the course of about an hour and half

AMA