Looks like a Dyson, I'd dream of killing Dyson if I was a dog. Fuck Dyson.

Please don't do serated, They are shit, just get 1 5-7 inch proper knive, keep it sharp and get on with your life.

I have 2 knives, they will last my life.

I am a carpenter so keeping my chisels/planes sharp is important for my work.

I use the same diamond stone on both my work equip and my home knives.

I want them sharp.

Yes, I clean my chisels.

"you have to sharpen me, you will find out why"

I am not conversant in NZ vernacular, I am a simple brit.

Edit: But I learn, thx

Yeah, my Dad used the word "droll" to describe me to. ;)

That's really funny, thanks.

Milk shit?

lol, if Pluto was sentient. I like it.

Not unique to USA, it's a cult thing and a load of hype.

These people are made to feel special, just for one day.

It's a cult thing.

"oh there's just one thing, I think I left my teeth in the bathroom"

I don't care, Pluto deserves to be a Planet. Classification be dammed.

Maybe if we find some water on it, we can get the Orange one to visit and name the water.