A little less conversation, a lotta more action. Direct action.

Only?! The third one wasn’t there before!

I can tell you why the night shift employees at Kohl's are mad at each other: salmon. Gone VERY, VERY FUCKING WRONG.

You just now coming round to this realisation?

If only republicans weren’t so fucking gullible.

They didn’t choose the gooner’s life, friend, the gooner’s life chose them.

It’s how “Hide the pain Harold” becomes “Having awesome times Harold”.

You don’t have to be perfect, just try your best to avoid anything made in the US. If it’s unavoidable, don’t stress it, just buy the absolute least you can get away with, while looking for EU alternatives.

NO LITERALLY my friends and i’s entire movie experience[…]

lol I’m just imagining saying “Get your hands off i’s burger! It’s i’s, not yours!” or the like.

As an American, who the fuck even has to be told that, by now? If you know what’s going on, you have an obligation to make American corporations shriek their fucking heads off as they hemorrhage profits.

As an American:

FFS STOP BUYING AMERICAN!

At this fucking point, I’m willing to hear Marvin the goddamn Martian’s platform and think he may be on to something with his Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator.

That last paragraph is exactly it for me, and it’s why I don’t care at all about the MCU and the like. All the superheroes have their origin story that just leads to them joining the team of a hundred other superheroes all battling the bad thing.

No point in caring about how lazereyez or max steelfist came to be heroes, just skip to them doing their part in the team, that’s the end goal anyway. Rinse and repeat for as many characters as the audience will support.

Yeah, I get that loads of people like that shit and cool for them, I stopped caring when the characters were all over the place and I needed to buy a single pack of football cards for a special insert just to learn about some second tier character whose storyline wasn’t all that great to begin with.