ellypony

joined 2 years ago
[–] ellypony@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you :3

[–] ellypony@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Our masters have decided it's more important to let some 19 year old generate misleading information on the fly than it is to keep people's refrigerators running.

[–] ellypony@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

OH MY GOD tjhis is literally me

[–] ellypony@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is the most vile shit I have ever read. Mods remove this tumblr user's lungs.

[–] ellypony@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

stundents 😭

[–] ellypony@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I would rather talk to a 37 year old human with a hello kitty pfp on some obscure otacore furry/anime forum that absolutely nobody has heard of than give your dogshit AI skinwalkers ten seconds of my attention dawg.

You took my routine. My health. My taste in music, the books I read, the places I go, the movies I watch. My every aspiration and passing thought was a transactional end point for slop firms.

I will die old and lonely before I let you turn my friendships into a fucking commodity LMAO.

[–] ellypony@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Oh my god ronald please shut the fuck up

[–] ellypony@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

WOAHG that's cool

[–] ellypony@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

It is absolutely not satire. It's a drooling nethandreal with no higher order thought than "sex sex mine mine!"

[–] ellypony@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Nasty ass loser. trifling ass hentai addict type thought process. I've known life-long basement dewllers, they could NEVER be caught acting like this. They're mostly just awkward and sweet with mild social impairment. Then again none of them are billionaires LMAO. It must be the entitlement of people like this.

You know that image of the greasy neckbeard guy with the ugly hat who lives in his mother's basement? The one that floats around in everyone's head at the idea of a 30+ year old man living alone with his mother. That guy will be getting mad pussy. That guy will find genuine companionship with a human. All because they don't see others as receptacles for procreation.

All of the images, and memes, and greentext horror stories; all of the stereotypical caricatures of creeps. None of that could have prepared me for this. None of them fit the boot. I have never had the hairs on my neck stand up like I just did reading about that.

This guy is the King Kong of creeps. The final boss.

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