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So what you're saying is, destroy all the evidence, yes?

Hákarl made me projectile vomit. Literally. But, pickled herring on the other hand, I learned to love.

Goodbye.

I'd call it a rustbelt thing, but it originates towards Pittsburgh.

I've applied to a number of jobs in Malta. How is life there?

It worked once. Why not twice. Why stop when no one is stopping you?

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-complete-listing-atrocities-1-1-056

Sometimes you get them jaggers stuck to your clothes when doing yard work or they get stuck to the dog. You never get jagged by wild blackberries or a fence? I'm just jaggin'.

The accent for people who want to hear it. [2]

Edit: Also, I don't know if it's still like this, but you could tell where the money in the state was going growing up because from Pittsburgh to Harrisburg the roads were shit, then magically they got a lot nicer from Harrisburg to Philly. He's from the nice side of the state and came to the underfunded side via AmeriCorps and is now acting like every other PA politican. Fuck this dude. His eggs are scrambled.

Fetterman is a jagoff. Western PA disowns you, you Reading prick.

Make it stop. 😵‍💫

They're pretty hot right now ngl. I'll take them (to play with) if you want. 😅

I sent this to all of my bi and lesbian friends. They all said they now have it suck in their heads. Thanks lol.

Yikes man, good luck with that.