gothic_lemons

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[–] gothic_lemons@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

It's trump so more likely Art of the Shart

[–] gothic_lemons@lemmy.world 16 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Housing can't be both affordable and a good investment.

[–] gothic_lemons@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Your opinion is your own my friend. Knackered resonates with me, but if it don't with you that cool

[–] gothic_lemons@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Damn I use bloody sometimes. It's bloody good

[–] gothic_lemons@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wow. Is that sexy for them?

[–] gothic_lemons@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

That's a beautiful thought! I love it.

I'd say 50/50 if Elon read it he immediately start shitting standing up and paying someone to wipe his ass.

[–] gothic_lemons@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Blimey is great!

[–] gothic_lemons@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Wanker is great!

[–] gothic_lemons@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Love it gonna steal it the next time it rains!

[–] gothic_lemons@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Innit is amazing!

 

My most beloved British slang is Knackered. Fucking knackered! It means very tired, exhausted. But those terms are sterlized of feeling, of life. You know that feeling after you finish moving? That total fucking exhaustion, you're knackered my friend. I can't think of a word that feels more accurate to the state of reality it describes. Knackered is a fucking gift.

Chuffed. If youre chuffed i believe that means your excited. I hate it but not for real good reasons. It sounds like a bad thing. Like i don't want to be chuffed from the sound of it. It sounds like i chafed my lungs from sighing too much cuz I'm miserable.

Ok now for the linguistic crime known as snog or snogging. It means to make out or tongue kiss someone. But it sounds like a fucking sex act involving noses. And not a normal sex act. A fucking depraved dirty sex act, you'd feel shame even googling, but again it involves noses. And honestly it sounds like snot is likely involved with this sex act. Do better Britain stop saying fucking snogged you dirty bastards.

What is your most beloved and hated British slang?

 

I'm going with Danny Devito! That fuck would straighten out the church. He got good morals. He just a nice guy. What about you?

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You can choose a new sound or sound(s) to make when you fart. The sound can't be quieter than your fart would otherwise be. Nor can it be shorter than your fart would otherwise be.

What would be your farttone?

Some of my ideas Owen Wilson's "Wow". The scream from that one disturbed song. The entire audio of the Bee movie.

Edit 1. 18 more of you commented than updooted. "No judgement", I say while judging you...

 

I've been meaning to ask this for a while. I saw a comment a month or so ago. Person said they keep their thermostat at like 65 in the winter and 78 in the summer. 78 seems fucking insane to me. That's too damn hot for inside. How do you sleep at 78 degrees?

Are they a lizard person or am I a baby?

Edit 1: I love all the comments on this! Never thought this post would create such discussion. Looking at the comments vs upvotes it honestly seems 50/50ish that 78 is hot for the indoors. Can lemmy do polls?

 

I'm thinking the band "Yeah Yeah Yeahs". It's the same word 3 times but with an s on the last one.

Disclaimer, I've never played charades and I don't really know the rules.

 

I saw Nubo mentioned in a thread a while back but there were only a few comments. Does anyone use Nubo? What has your experience been like?

https://nubo.coop/en/

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