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You can choose a new sound or sound(s) to make when you fart. The sound can't be quieter than your fart would otherwise be. Nor can it be shorter than your fart would otherwise be.

What would be your farttone?

Some of my ideas Owen Wilson's "Wow". The scream from that one disturbed song. The entire audio of the Bee movie.

Edit 1. 18 more of you commented than updooted. "No judgement", I say while judging you...

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[–] rikudou@lemmings.world 27 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That intro song from Lion King, just the initial "haaaaaa".

[–] gothic_lemons@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Lol this is my favorite so far

[–] CrowyTech@feddit.uk 22 points 4 days ago

Wilhelm Scream

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 22 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Windows 3.11 startup fanfare

[–] MoonlightFox@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I would like to have the same sound. But increase the volume, duration and lower the frequency drastically.

I want people not only too hear them, but to feel them. When I play my trumpet at night I want to wake my neighbour.

[–] gothic_lemons@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

You goddamn beautiful lunatic!

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Does the bee movie audio start over every fart? Or does it continue from where the last fart left off?

[–] Codandchips@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Windows 95 "Ta-Da"

[–] gothic_lemons@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Excellent question and one frankly I've been waiting for. It would start over. It would be horrible.

[–] KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee 17 points 4 days ago
  • Ahhhh-oooooo-ga!
  • turkey call
  • the Star Trek door swish
  • windchimes
[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The Super Mario warp pipe noise.

[–] RecallMadness@lemmy.nz 2 points 3 days ago

Becomes the death jingle when you follow through.

[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 14 points 4 days ago

Inspector Gadget theme. It starts off slow and subtle but if you're having a really big one, you might get to the 'Go, Gadget Go' line, which I think would be kind of encouraging and celebratory!

[–] Kayboe@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

The Law & Order "dun dun" sound

The drum fill from “In the Air Tonight”

[–] markko@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] base@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

Icq "ah ohhhhh"

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago
[–] sprite0@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

exactly how my farts sound now but 10x louder

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago

"now you're playing with power!"

runner up, "itsa me!!"

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 5 points 3 days ago

NES Megaman death sound.

[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The Price is Right "you lost" trombone song, at the point of the last decrescendo is where I'd fart to replace it.

[–] gothic_lemons@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago
[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Whatever the brown note is.

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[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

A 128 decibel rendition of the Emancipation Proclamation. Because some fuckers need reminding.

[–] noughtnaut@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] phubarr@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Car tires screeching to a stop

[–] phubarr@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] phubarr@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

The transformer transforming sound

[–] Albbi@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 days ago

The Price is Right sad tone.

[–] abecede@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Moaning of a hentai girl

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 6 points 4 days ago

The "prrr" sound from Perry the Platypus

[–] towerful@programming.dev 6 points 4 days ago

Windows XP error "duhhn" sound.

Bells tolling, Undertaker style

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 3 points 3 days ago

I choose farts of course.

[–] JoeKrogan@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Shotgun or a trumpet

[–] callyral@pawb.social 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 4 points 4 days ago

The la cucaracha horn from those cars

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Audience applause.

[–] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Orchestral music that fits whatever the current mood is.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 4 days ago
[–] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 2 points 3 days ago

PSX boot sound

BWEUmm.... BweAUUUUMMM

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago
[–] yax@feddit.org 1 points 3 days ago

The McDonald's fryer beep

[–] sxan@midwest.social 3 points 4 days ago

The iOS notification gong.

I don't use Apple products, but that's one of the most chill, relaxing sounds.

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