overview for jaemo

Long Island man wearing 9kg-metal necklace dies after being sucked into MRI machine in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

I would need an entourage of physiotherapists if I had the bling to roll with a 9kg necklace.

Imagine how dope my rhymes would be though. A man can dream....

Self-Described Fascist Begs for Donations After Claiming Viral Debate Got Him Fired in c/leopardsatemyface@lemmy.world

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago

Helloooo new bumper sticker.

Trump thinks Canadians ‘nasty’ for avoiding U.S. travel, banning booze: ambassador in c/canada@lemmy.ca

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

It it was delivered with class and decorum. Not this 3 stooges shit.

Alberta Premier Danielle Smith demands apology from fire-stricken town of Jasper in c/canada@lemmy.ca

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

What a harpy. I hope trips on a plastic straw, falls into a multi-lane expressway and gets run over by a coal rolling ass in a pickup.

More than 100 candidates — most in Canadian history — to run against Poilievre in byelection in c/canada@lemmy.ca

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

Yep. It's just every other Canadian who loses when he wins.

Will Trump kill Canada's PFAS rules? in c/canada@lemmy.ca

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Whoever downvoted you: may your body be preserved forever by forever chemicals to such an extent that you're used in a 26th century biology class, under a subheading that reads "the ignorance of our ancestors".

Prime Minister Mark Carney is under intense pressure from the United States and Car Companies to make an electric vehicle U-turn. in c/canada@lemmy.ca

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago

Hey car companies, know what's really impossible? Me ever behind the wheel of a gas powered vehicle ever again!

Trump supporter is done in c/leopardsatemyface@lemmy.world

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago

🤣 this shit made my morning.

Canadian far right repeats Trump-fuelled conspiracy theories on wildfires in c/canada@lemmy.ca

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

I thought agreed to stop making humans this stupid. How did you get past quality control?

Jordan Peterson's house in Toronto up for sale as he and his wife relocate to the U.S. in c/canada@lemmy.ca

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Don't come back, you Wish-tier-pseudo-intellectual-Don-Cherry-hand-me-down-suit-wearing-ativan-addled-meat-shit-taking freak.

Wolves an' Leopards Are Trying To Kill The Sheep an' The Shepherd in c/leopardsatemyface@lemmy.world

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Tough bargain, but at least it's not playing favorites, and is at least a sober, realistic take.

The Reality Behind JP Morgan’s 'Net Zero': Billions Flow to Big Oil in c/climate@slrpnk.net

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.