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xray machines. They have them still, and they're used for employees.

He's referring to ProVision. It doesn't use xrays. It does see through your clothing. Thats why you can opt out.

Fuck you. You know those are optional, right?

When you let them violate you, you're a scab against all of us.

Its the best way to get your multitool not stolen from you...

You dont have to go through the scanners. You say no, and they let you skip it. But the tall dark handsome man will grope you

I never thought the Deep State was a State that fucks you Deeper

Yes. They took my peanut butter. They said it was contraband.

Unfortunately they're increasing the military budget. Expect for profit drunken mercinaries with ARs and PTSD to be working the security checkpoints soon

We need a gif where someone walks in pale and balding in a suit, and they walk out in a ripped in a mankini

Dont worry, they tell you they'll use the back of their hand.

Unless those stupid bomb sniffing machines false-positive and say they detected explosive residue on you. Then they take you into a back room and tell you they're gonna grope you with the front of their hand, this time...

Wait, since the homophobes are in power, can we use this?

Turns out defunding science turns you gay, guys..

Well if it gets them banned..