lagoon8622

https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/ed-msg.en.html

Why can't they stay on their shit and be miserable there, they always follow us around and try and wreck whatever we make like the petulant whiny brats they are. I don't go into their shitholes, why can't they just stay out of our house

Let them come, then let them go

Excellent post as usual from Troy, but use Bitwarden, not 1Password

We had to fight tooth and nail to get even a few of us able to use Ubuntu on our development machines (even though 90% of our servers are Ubuntu). The old heads in IT were like, "Uhh that open-source stuff? We use Windows for security". Like wtf?? Lack of cognitive dissonance much? They are completely brainwashed by the old Microsoft FUD

That one running for office, Kat Abughazaleh. We need lots more people just like that

POST HOG POST HOG POST HOG POST HOG OR STFU YOU FUCKING WEIRD LITTLE CREEP

From the comments it seems like you have to opt in to the screenshots. But I'm sure they do it at the bottom of a three thousand page EULA or something so most users will wind up opting in by default

Working link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stargate_Project_%28U.S._Army_unit%29

• Hold out your arm at arm's length
• Make a circle with your thumb and index finger
• Look through the circle at an object on the other side of the room
• Now slowly bring the circle back to your eye, such that your fingers never obscure the object, and it's always centered in the circle

Which eye did your circle arrive at?

!That's your dominant eye!<

Edit: formatting, I'm a Markdown dumbass

Musician's earplugs