lookitsjustin

Yeah, I’m aware of all of this, haha. Appreciate it for anybody reading though.

Farming internet points on checks notes Lemmy?

As a man with IBS I’m struggling here

Yes. In fact, it’s incredibly upsetting that you’ve brought these memories up.

And you're telling me this isn't an Onion article

Trick question, he’s in the Trojan Horse.

Correct. That’s the consequences part.

I also have a two-for-one deal.

Well, I think if I'm shaving your balls, payment should be 50% up-front and 50% upon completion. I have a no-nick guarantee.

Freedom of speech ≠ freedom of consequences

You could pay me to do it. I’d do it for free, as well, but payment would be appreciated.

You can each have one rotisserie chicken, as a treat.