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[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Do they have a pink one for girls!?

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Jagarico@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Vagin & balls

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 25 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Do they have one for head and taint?

[–] LemmyPlaceDN 14 points 5 days ago

🎵 Heaaad, shoulders, knees and taint (knees and taint) 🎵

[–] cheat700000007@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

...... Why does the head have hair

[–] BaraCoded@literature.cafe 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

For the intimate parts, why not (it IS better for oral play after all), but I fail to understand why a man would shave their glorious body fur.

Yeah, I prefer hairy men. And beards.

[–] vinyl@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

name checks out

[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I’ll be honest, I have something like this and it’s convenient.

I’m not brave enough to rub it directly against such sensitive skin, but it’s still useful for curbing down excess overgrowth, which makes close-fitting clothing more tolerable.

And, it’s water-washable, so I’ll put it through some of that before using it elsewhere. Your hands have been to both extremes before.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

I never take it to the pavement, since that's itch city, but a regular hair trimmer with the 1/2 guard has sufficient for me.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 10 points 5 days ago

Shave your nuts with a double edge razor like a real man.

[–] zikzak025@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (3 children)

You still could not pay me enough to put any electric razor near my sensitive bits, no matter how it's advertised.

[–] lookitsjustin@lemmy.ca 29 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

You could pay me to do it. I’d do it for free, as well, but payment would be appreciated.

[–] BlackPenguins@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

I picture a very weird barbershop opening up

[–] zikzak025@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

To shave my balls or yours?

[–] lookitsjustin@lemmy.ca 12 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Well, I think if I'm shaving your balls, payment should be 50% up-front and 50% upon completion. I have a no-nick guarantee.

[–] Saber_is_dead@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

who is nick

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] lookitsjustin@lemmy.ca 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I also have a two-for-one deal.

[–] zikzak025@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

Now that's the entrepreneurial spirit! You've got yourself a deal.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

payment should be 50% up-front and 50% upon completion

You'll want to have an asterisk on that statement, otherwise you'll end up with unsatisfied customers and annoying questions from the pigs.

[–] Seppo@sopuli.xyz 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It's fine. Got two Philips OneBlade for free when they were doing promotions in bars about a decade ago, and they've served me well for both face and groin.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

I really like the oneblade. The main issue with them is that they fling the hairs everywhere 😭

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Just curious, what do you use?

[–] zikzak025@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I don't really shave, to be honest. Trim the weeds occasionally with some scissors, but it's too much upkeep to keep the coinpurse smooth.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I don't even want it fully shaved because then I get hella ingrown hairs.

[–] Mpatch@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Just a tip on that, 12hrs and 24hrs after use salicylic acid/black head remover on a wash cloth and give it all a good wipe. Helps prevent like 90% of ingrown hair

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What, people shave their balls?

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 5 days ago

I just shave "Leftie".