mkhopper

joined 2 years ago
[–] mkhopper@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Actually it's more like, "now we can justify spending more US tax dollars building even larger bombs that will penetrate deeper into underground bases."

[–] mkhopper@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Little baby Trump must have really had some diaper rash from all of the taco memes after he mentioned the two-week window.

Any American blood spilled by Iran if/when they retaliate will be on Trump's hands.

[–] mkhopper@lemmy.world 73 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I once worked with a guy who had an accident and all we heard was that he broke his leg and would be away for a few weeks.
He came back after having two surgeries, a bunch of hardware placed in his leg and he had to roll around on one of those scooter devices.
"Omg man! What happened??"
"I tripped over my dog..."
"What kind of dog do you have?"
"A dachshund..."
"Well that will never work. You need to tell everyone that you were mauled by a bear, or fell out of a second story window saving a baby from a fire. Something cool."

[–] mkhopper@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But what will be shown during the nightly national news programs??
If they can't run same 12 medical ads every, fucking, day, whatever will they do?

If I never have to hear that idiotic Jardiance song again, I would be so happy.

[–] mkhopper@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Why? Greed.
And they're not even shy about it.

I made this comment some time ago on another thread about YouTube ads.
With the sheer number of concurrent users, worldwide, 24/7, YouTube could show one ad every three or four videos, and still make a mind boggling amount of money.
But if some money is good, more must be better, right?

[–] mkhopper@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

DarkStar
So stupid, but if I see it pop up on any of the streaming sites, I know what I'm doing for the next hour or so.

[–] mkhopper@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Pretty good audition for joining Mummenschanz.

[–] mkhopper@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

"The planet is fine. The people are fucked!"
-- George Carlin

[–] mkhopper@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Is it a fart? Do I roll the dice? Yeah, I should be goo.... ::sigh:: Cleanup, aisle 12.

[–] mkhopper@lemmy.world 51 points 1 month ago (7 children)

For more information on the crack spider's removed....

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