musubibreakfast

joined 6 months ago
[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

I grew up in an Asian household, dairy wasn't really a thing. If I drink a glass of milk I'll probably shit myself. That goes for most of my family. Having a glass of milk with dinner would be a really bad idea

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

This woman is a nightmare, her name is Susan, and Susan recently started swallowing the supplies and we have to wait for her to poop them out if we want to use them. And as if that wasn't bad enough she makes us talk her out for a walk whenever we want anything. Yesterday I took Susan for a walk and had to wait ten minutes for her to shit out a stapler.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 27 points 2 months ago

You don't need any of that nonsense. Real men insulate themselves with their feelings. As for electricity, I make that myself. They don't call me the love dynamo for no reason.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

Best thing to do is just fry the egg rolls inside your bowels. First you coat your lower intestines with aluminum foil, then you shove in the egg rolls and pour in the hot oil.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

50" inch screen, money green leather sofa

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

For your final immune test you will be submerged in a tank filled with a mixture of lobster bisque and peanut butter.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

If you work in education it sort of can be.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You're literally fucking the plants like some giant pervert bee if you do that.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

"Jared Leto is innocent until proven guilty, now excuse Jared Leto, Jared Leto has some teens to sext."

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The Polar Platybear has a bill, is amphibious, venomous too, with razor sharp claws, stands 10 feet tall and weighs about 1300 pounds.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 10 points 3 months ago

I'm sure the spider tried

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

Same, I got mocked for buying it. It gets used at least once a month.

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