musubibreakfast

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[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 20 points 2 weeks ago

Hey buddy, I've had enough of you and your sensible opinions. Meet me in the parking lot of the Wallgreens on the corner of Coursey and Jones Creek in Baton Rouge on april 7th at 10 p.m. We're going to fight to the death, no holds barred, shopping cart combos allowed, pistols only, no scope 360, tag team style, entourage allowed.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

"Yes, but only if they bring bacon. Also, narwals?! Oh and look at my spork, lol!"

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 11 points 2 weeks ago

Also the 4 guy has a podcast and a social media presence and thousands of followers who are willing to back up his idiotic claims and silence anyone who disagrees.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

Why didn't you want to go to the hotel in KL? Were upu worried you wouldn't make your flight?

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm in academia and I refuse to read papers without emojis. The english language is far too subtle and advanced to understand without the context given by emojis 🧐

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 15 points 2 weeks ago

He's the laughing stock in his pack. Super humiliating stuff. I heard he started a youtube channel where he teaches other coyotes to be more alpha.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

I wouldn't mind but only if it's a really specific sort of assholery that's almost comical in depravity. Like maybe he enjoys tricking make-a-wish kids into ruining priceless works of art. And then he drinks the children's tears as they lay dying whilst wracked with guilt.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

I have a new idea for a car design, the front is a glass dome that's shaped like a human head. You accelerate by pushing your face into the dome and slow by pulling your head backwards. Steering is done by moving your neck and shoulders. If you crash, the first point of impact is your face.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 41 points 3 weeks ago

She might starfish but you can't handle her when she goes through your phone at 4 a.m and asks you why this 'mom' woman keeps sending you good morning messages.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 23 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

A piece of brie get you a one night stand, a slice of gouda gets you a date. Grated parmesan gets you a hand job. A steady supply of varied cheeses spread out over multiple months will get you a wife.

Of course every woman is different, but in general the age and quality of the cheese determines what you'll receive in exchange.

And in case you're wondering, a kraft single gets you a slap in the face.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That doesn't sound very confident.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

You must be very consistent across the board. Can I ask what people hate about you?

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