musubibreakfast

joined 1 month ago
[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Mark my words, the moment dolphins become christian they'll start a crusade and I don't want to be around for that

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee -4 points 1 month ago

What makes you say that?

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What makes you say that?

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

I'm currently living there as an adult. I completely agree that some Taiwanese people are terrible but I don't think the solution to the problem is more colonialism.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 22 points 1 month ago (4 children)

This is the biggest crock of shit ever. Go to Taiwan, experience it for yourself. Go to their museums and talk to their people. You will find a democratic nation with its own values and beliefs. Then take your ignorant ass over to Texas and repeat the same drivel you said here and see what happens.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago

SAME, sometimes we swap carts and houses. I live with a Moroccan family now. I'm sort of the father figure.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wish I could but we couldn't recover the body, the cum left earth's atmosphere with my wife's body attached. A panel of scientists told me her limp lifeless body is currently being pulled towards the the outer edges of the known universe, hence the vigil.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago

This is why you cover your bed sheets in vaseline and motor oil, amateur.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

My wife died from high velocity cum. I'm holding a silent vigil tonight, you're welcome to come. Masturbation is allowed but only when silent and discrete.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You gotta label the slaves correctly, it's in very poor taste to not do so.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Whole foods used to be great. Now they can get fucked. Steal all the pizza and tip the scale at checkout.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

I believe in you, if you end up having twins please name them after this instance

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