papalonian

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[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Them I'm afraid you must let her go

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Nicole is our wife.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Sending this to my girlfriend, Nicole

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was literally getting my ass sprayed when I opened this meme.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

It's a pretty wide range, I'm included at 27 and I've got a couple friends younger than I am who'd probably get it too.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (6 children)

I don't think people should downvote without explaining, but the suggestion of having them sleep in separate rooms is a little ridiculous if they're already having sex.

Trust me, as someone who's parents did the same thing, the only thing it will accomplish is pissing everyone off (the teens because they're being treated like kids, the parents because they suspect something is happening regardless of what is). Either give them "the talk" and let them make decisions like adults, or decide they are still children and don't let her stay over.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago

This can happen when the apple gains too much weight too rapidly, ie pregnancy or body building.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago

These dogs really are that long though. I saw one for the first time in real life a couple months ago, it was chasing its tail around a building.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I don't believe you

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Even with such a detailed instructional video, I don't think I'll ever be able to pull off the effortless swagger demonstrated in that first half turn. Marvelous.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I remember the way the victim crocodile just kinda sits there like, "huh. Guess I'm missing a foot now"

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