Keep petting the dog
this post was submitted on 30 Mar 2025
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These dogs are not real
In Germany they are called "wind hounds", since they only work properly while the wind is blowing
Many think that Windhund/vinthund is referring to wind (sighthounds are fast), but it's most likely folk etymology. It's believed the name most likely originated in lower German from the Wends - as sighthounds were mainly known from that region at the time.
Actually, the name derives from the fact that you have to "wind up" their tail before they start working properly.
They fucking deflated him 😭
This picture is 100$ real
These dogs really are that long though. I saw one for the first time in real life a couple months ago, it was chasing its tail around a building.
New wiener dog just dropped
I can see the difference, much more erect.
Where is the camera on the phone? How is the phone itself on the photo? If you ask me, this is fake
Also the poor clone stamp technique.
Haters will say…
Some might say that science has gone too far with this creature but all I'm thinking about when I see it is how much dog there is to pet. Well worth the vacuum electricity bill during shedding season.
Only a grey palette away from a Bloodborn boss.
Let me do it for you
long dog is long
Has science gone too far?
boi long
this dog is going where no dog has gone before