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more bullshit in the atmosphere , I NNEEED it. nobody can get my dirty data if it's in orbit. no taxes, no oversight, just a Dyson sphere of traaaash 😩

my dumb ass giving myself an aneurism by trying to force a "magic eye" illusion onto an image not made for it

sorry, liberul the Child Fucker High Score has no breaks and neither does the national IOU. Excuse me, I have some national park land to go sell

I'm working on a theory. When I miss a social que or don't read somebody's visible emotions, it's not because I didn't see the sad face or missed some context. Usually I'm seeing a whole bunch of conflicting emotional ques or social context clues but learned at a young age that I can't just make an assumption based on one of those. Some times people lie, some times they say one thing but mean another, some social rules compel certain contrary behaviors on top of all that. And also I have to be aware that I may have actually missed something so the info I'm seeing isn't always enough to make an assumption on either.

I don't think we're the ones who can't read emotions, I think we are reading more things all at once and can't select 1 possibility to act upon when presented with a social dilemma like reading an emotion. Does that resonate with anyone else?

nuzlocke was so damn good. it had no right to be that good

Jesus,I hate that. Maybe you didn't catch the retardation from us, that sounds like convergent evolution.

I hope things change for ya'll. Carney sounds like a piece of shit and I guess this means we both have carnies for leaders.

that's some insane "I used the US overreach to stop US overreach" logic. I'm sorry we seem to have transmitted our retardation to your most impressionable voters.

Wait also, people who want strong borders in Canada. Is that to keep out American immigrants, who are also known for our xenophobia and populism? Because we have this similar thing going on with Hispanics where the people who want to keep them from immigrating north happen to have the exact same cultural values as the people they're trying to keep out. It would be funny if this was just like a Jacob's Ladder of immigration anxieties

what Canadians even want this? do we strike you as a government that should have access to your privacy?

always nice to hear when somebody puts down the crackpipe

was really hoping this would be posts that got leaked, there's a lot of dudes out there who just caught strays on these apps.

but no, it's just user data and the best thing that the "leakers" could think of to do with it was make a website where you can rank the profile verification selfies. amazing work, that will show em.

it's okay, I was actually going to do the alcoholic existential crisis anyway 👈😎👈 but now I have the true mosquitoe tiddy lore in addition to that so it's a win/win/win

will 100% be binge drinking myself into an existential crisis over this