Please please please let there be a long bacon store.
saltnotsugar
joined 2 years ago
Has technology reached it’s zenith?
Drug cartels HATE him.
What happens if you jerk it off?
Their butthole just follows your eyes around the room like a creepy painting.
I had no idea that
We thank you balloon master!
Did people just slowly turn to the other people to make eye contact while blastin a dook?
Hier kommt die Sonne
I look back on these days of my youth, and smile for I can now detect scrambled nipples in the waves of multicolored distortion.
The toilet bowl is for loading and unloading ONLY.
Alas thy plan has failed, for my lips are as moist as a frog going down a waterslide in the rainforest.