saltnotsugar

joined 2 years ago
[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 5 points 4 days ago

Alas thy plan has failed, for my lips are as moist as a frog going down a waterslide in the rainforest.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 21 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Please please please let there be a long bacon store.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Has technology reached it’s zenith?

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 46 points 5 days ago

Drug cartels HATE him.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What happens if you jerk it off?

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 19 points 6 days ago

Their butthole just follows your eyes around the room like a creepy painting.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I had no idea that

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

We thank you balloon master!

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Did people just slowly turn to the other people to make eye contact while blastin a dook?

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Hier kommt die Sonne

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

I look back on these days of my youth, and smile for I can now detect scrambled nipples in the waves of multicolored distortion.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago

The toilet bowl is for loading and unloading ONLY.

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