shutz

joined 2 years ago
[–] shutz@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago

It's easy to claim victory over a non-existent foe

[–] shutz@lemmy.ca 39 points 2 days ago (13 children)

Alien vs. Predator: whoever wins, we lose

[–] shutz@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago

Start a registry for people suffering from erectile dysfunction.

[–] shutz@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Does it taste like you put the lime in the coconut?

[–] shutz@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I heard countertop banana stand owners tend to also own banana hammocks.