spudnik

like 200+ people on a carrier

I completely agree with the comment in total, but just because I'm a nerd and want to tell people: the Nimitz class carrier has ~5000 crew if you include flight personnel. It totally doesn't matter, but I think it's wild how big those fuckers are

I had never heard of Soy Cuba, thank you! It's not quite the same, but I'd add Battleship Potemkin to this list too

The oldest Large Adult Son left

I don't know how one would spell it, but hear me out: say "rhesus macaque" out loud, but put a G in front. G(rhesus macaque)

Euphrates is another all time great. Especially when it comes paired with the Tigris

There is a town called in Virginia called Tappahannock that is on the Rappahannock River

Volga for sure makes the list

Just still pizza hut, because nothing ever changes here while everything keeps getting worse

For the second time in less than 3 months I had a near death experience at work that resulted in zero physical injury. I'm really over having to reckon with my own mortality in a speeding vehicle that I have no control over though

Edit: I'm totally physically fine, not a scratch, don't worry

Just eat the pennies! So you poop pennies, big deal!