spykee

joined 2 years ago
[–] spykee@lemm.ee 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Of course it does!
When I get a complaint email I can yell at Myles to go fuck himself with a toilet brush, all whole sitting in my favourite chair and Myles will still wish me a good evening at the end of the work day.
What's not to like?

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 48 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not all heroes wear capes.
Some have wings & stingers.
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No clue who the dude was, I just hate on billionaires in general.

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is a whole new level of orgasm for people who are into feet.
Yes, I am one of them.
Please do not kink shame us.

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

Pornhub sound!
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MUHAHAHAHA

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

I really hope so bro.

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 0 points 2 weeks ago

I identify as Africa.
DMs open.

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Fuck yeah!
Did anyone see the new Dyson stick?\

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I noticed you did not question tasting 'unwashed armpits after a heavy day of work.'
I guess it IS a pretty well known taste.
I feel happy that I am represented.
Thank you!

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

Patrice wrapped poop knife I got you too!

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

Nesquik cereal resembling rabbit poop
I think I can help with a reference model.

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 10 points 2 weeks ago

Plastic packed blue poop knife
Here, maybe this might be of some help.

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 15 points 2 weeks ago

Can I talk to her?

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