thesohoriots

Is a matchbox acceptable, because they’ll be lucky to get that.

“Pinky swear you’ll put the Uber app on your phone and send him a ride.”

Were Trump’s lips moving?

At a Bucc-ee’s, of course

People can’t be bothered to read or do shit because their comprehension is trash. This happens constantly. I taught college courses for years and it was pulling fucking teeth to get people to answer essay prompts. For example:

In One Hundred Years of Solitude we see generational cycles of behavior blah blah blah, which characters fit this pattern, which characters do not, and why?

95% of answers: only characters that fit the pattern. They read the first few words and ignored everything else, and then have the audacity to complain that I said they only answered half the question.

Depends. Does it come on before Blue Bloods?

The usual retelling of “Big man, strong man, he came to me, tears in his eyes…”

I love Affinity but didn’t know Canvas got ahold of them. Shoot.

Just whacking it into his own mouth while the looney tunes factory music plays

I’ve always wanted to go visit our neighbors to the north, but honestly, I’m now scared of just trying to return. Much love to you all in Canada.

They need to shore those numbers up — can’t lag behind Biden’s daily deportation count and look weak. Just get a large-sounding number to wave around and say “look, we’re doing what we promised!”