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83% of commonly used household items could defeat this man. Versus a motion activated trash can? Fucker ain't got a chance.

Hollowed eye sockets beneath the sunglasses. With eyes removed, no more notifications.

Convinced. Sounds like I need to invest in a horn. I'm clearly lacking civility.

Shoe horns. My 86 year old father in law still uses one and swears by it. Doesn't put shoes without the assistance of the horn. I've seen it in action, and it seems to work? Even on some tied shoes!

My parents smoked Reds indoors their entire life. I essentially smelled like an ashtray throughout childhood until I moved out for college. Even experienced respiratory issues throughout high school sports. Used to have to borrow my grandma's portable O2 tank to use for practice breaks. I feel this, and I hate it.

Right on! I still own N2O. Easily one of the best tube shooters ever. The N2O in a CD player was a fun party trick, alongside scanning backwards from track 1 on Less Than Jake's "Losing Streak." Made the hidden bonus song(s) at the end of the CD technique seem amateur.

Dopethrone is such a great album. I should have included it in my list. Mclusky Do Dallas was one of my favorite albums from my time co-DJing on college radio. Also had A.R.E. Weapons on heavy rotation those days.

I find there are very few albums that are great beginning to end, and I'm not including "greatest hits" or "Best of..." collections.

1. The Crystal Method - Vegas
2. Bad Mojos - Songs that Make You Wanna Die!
3. GZA - Pro Tools
4. Sloppy Seconds - Destroyed (guilty pleasure of mine)
5. Eddy Current Suppression Ring - Primary Colours

Have they brought back SMS?

Could plasti-dip the case also. But like you suggested, a can of Rustoleum and be done with it. Or just have the kids sticker bomb it.

Have a few gallons of gasoline in there too. Thinking it was smart to build it away from the house.

You're spot on! If this thing fails, everything inside just gets covered with a tarp. HOA be damned.