A feminine hand with the caption “I can fix him” reaches out to touch a metallic skeletal hand with the caption “girl you are worse than him”

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[–] 20 points 2 months ago (5 children)

dont throw out those half empty monster cans. they still taste good cold even if theyre flat. at least the white ones do. one time i left a half empty one at my exes place and they threw it out... the sacrilege.

...what do you mean i might have a problem?

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  • [–] 14 points 2 months ago

    "Steel sharpens steel!"

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago

    Who the fuck drinks half a monster. I drink 2 in five minutes before my morning pot of coffee.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago* (2 children)

    ... if you have a burst appendix, you literally need a trained professional to fix your guts, before you fantasize about someone else rearranging them.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I think it's originally the cover for the song, Lose by KSI and Lil Wayne.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    You need to escape the closing parentheses or put the plain URL:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lose_(song)

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    Just hum a little tune and leave it to die with the trash

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